I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop read more the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of geese came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just took place. Seriously, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?